Bird Man

Bird Man

After the picture is a fake news story made up by me based on my imagination of this rock formation!

Bird Man

Bird Man

Santa Susana Star
February 18, 2012

Yesterday, hikers at Sage Ranch Park stumbled upon this “bird man” behind a rusted fence. In what can only be described as a science experiment gone wrong we tried to find out where it came from.

After talking to some local residents all we were able to find out were rumors and legends. We called Docketryne, since it was found near their property, but all we got was the runaround from someone in every department.

One of the hikers told us that it looked like it had dropped to the earth. I asked them if they thought it had been flying, but all I got was a blank expression followed by some expletives. I still don’t understand how they thought I could put my body into that unnatural position.

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Seddie Dott

Gear used/Specs:
Nikon D5100
Nikon 55-300mm lens @ 55mm
ISO: 200
Aperture: f/11
Shutter Speed: 1/50

Post processed in Lightroom and Perfect Photo Suite 8

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